tip: uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto angst kudos10
AU in which Dick Grayson, age 9, assumes that Bruce is dating Batman when he discovers the Bat-cave and Bruce decides to go along with it until Dick is a little older.Unfortunately, a little older never happens and now Bruce is stuck with all of his children thinking hes dating Batman.Yes, even Damian.
Main story: Manor-Dad lets me drive the Batmobile
Ages when Damian was born:Bruce: 28 Barbara: 16 Dick: 14 Jason: 9 Cass: 8 Steph: 7 Tim: 6 Duke: 3 Damian: 0
Manor-Dad lets me drive the Batmobilebyloosingletters
Batman – All Media Types,Batman: The Animated Series,Young Justice – All Media Types,The Batman (Cartoon)
Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Alfred Pennyworth & Duke Thomas & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne
Alternate Universe – Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
Bruce is the Fun Dad and Batman is the Bothersome Dad
Lonely and unattended children will be adopted
Bruce had two options when Dick found the Cave.1) Tell him the truth.2) Go along with Dicks excited Youre dating Batman! until he figured out the truth.
Several children later Bruce wished hed gone with option 1) or he wouldnt have to deal with all his kids believing he and Batman were separate people.Yes, even Damian.
ofBruce Wayne: Billionaire, Father, Dating Batman
Bat-Dad lets me stay up past midnightbyloosingletters
Batman – All Media Types,Batman: The Animated Series,Young Justice – All Media Types,The Batman (Cartoon),Justice League – All Media Types
Bruce Wayne is dating Batman – conclusion of every child in the Wayne family.Bruce just wished hed told nine-year-old Dick Grayson the truth instead of letting him believe hed been adopted by Bruce WayneandBatman. But what was it again that they say about hindsight?
Side stories toManor-Dad lets me drive the Batmobile