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AU in which Dick Grayson, age 9, assumes that Bruce is dating Batman when he discovers the Bat-cave and Bruce decides to go along with it until Dick is a little older.Unfortunately, a little older never happens and now Bruce is stuck with all of his children thinking hes dating Batman.Yes, even Damian.

Main story: Manor-Dad lets me drive the Batmobile

Ages when Damian was born:Bruce: 28 Barbara: 16 Dick: 14 Jason: 9 Cass: 8 Steph: 7 Tim: 6 Duke: 3 Damian: 0

Manor-Dad lets me drive the Batmobilebyloosingletters

Batman – All Media Types,Batman: The Animated Series,Young Justice – All Media Types,The Batman (Cartoon)

Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Alfred Pennyworth & Duke Thomas & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne

Alternate Universe – Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies

Bruce is the Fun Dad and Batman is the Bothersome Dad

Lonely and unattended children will be adopted

Bruce had two options when Dick found the Cave.1) Tell him the truth.2) Go along with Dicks excited Youre dating Batman! until he figured out the truth.

Several children later Bruce wished hed gone with option 1) or he wouldnt have to deal with all his kids believing he and Batman were separate people.Yes, even Damian.

ofBruce Wayne: Billionaire, Father, Dating Batman

Bat-Dad lets me stay up past midnightbyloosingletters

Batman – All Media Types,Batman: The Animated Series,Young Justice – All Media Types,The Batman (Cartoon),Justice League – All Media Types

Bruce Wayne is dating Batman – conclusion of every child in the Wayne family.Bruce just wished hed told nine-year-old Dick Grayson the truth instead of letting him believe hed been adopted by Bruce WayneandBatman. But what was it again that they say about hindsight?

Side stories toManor-Dad lets me drive the Batmobile